oliver's the odd man out in the science lab, though i don't think you'd know it without prying. see, he was an ART major in undergrad. shocking. well, actually, a double major in art and biology. so i'm sure his parents are quite relieved that he decided to pursue a microbiology PhD. also, from oliver i learned that nearly every lab seems to have a cabinet full of beakers containing a substance that looks exactly like urine. he insists, however, that these bottles aren't filled with piss, but with a liquid that encourages the growth of bacteria. somehow that's not entirely more appetizing. but you should see how excited biologists get about bacteria. man, they love that stuff. all i'm saying is don't drink what you find in the science lab, and wash your hands before dinner.    
 
         

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